Tafsabmab is a god.

He takes the form of a very fat, cheerful wren.

Tafsabmab created a quark eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Tafsabmab, he will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Tafsabmab, he will send five hundred and sixty eight geese to peck you to death.

Tafsabmab's most sacred site is Camon in France.

Tafsabmab's Holy Commandments

1. Never paint your chest yellow.

2. Never mention great tits.

3. Do not keep nine aardvarks in a large pit.

4. Do not trade with those who eat pineapples.

5. Do not commit murder.