Gutpopdutkadbeddodgon is a god.

She takes the form of a very thin, all-powerful narwhal.

Gutpopdutkadbeddodgon created a strange quark two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Gutpopdutkadbeddodgon, she will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Gutpopdutkadbeddodgon, she will turn you into a worm.

Gutpopdutkadbeddodgon's most sacred site is Pisterzo in Italy.

Gutpopdutkadbeddodgon's Holy Commandments

1. Always pray in complete darkness.

2. Fast once a month.

3. Pray towards the west.

4. Walk at least eight thousand metres per day.

5. Always treat bats with great respect.