Figsakbenliding Sugvanxucknur is a god.

He takes the form of a three thousand metre long, stupid goose.

Figsakbenliding Sugvanxucknur created the Andromeda Galaxy three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Figsakbenliding Sugvanxucknur, he will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Figsakbenliding Sugvanxucknur, he will turn you into a rat.

Figsakbenliding Sugvanxucknur's most sacred site is Goldcliff in Wales.

Figsakbenliding Sugvanxucknur's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear silver on your body.

2. Do not listen to music.

3. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

4. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

5. Retreat if nine snakes approach from the west.