Vagcinnartyarp is a god.

She takes the form of a six hundred metre long, conceited crow.

Vagcinnartyarp created the planet Saturn nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Vagcinnartyarp, she will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Vagcinnartyarp, she will destroy your home solar system.

Vagcinnartyarp's most sacred site is Littoinen in Finland.

Vagcinnartyarp's Holy Commandments

1. You must pray to Vagcinnartyarp nine times a day.

2. Never think about gravity.

3. Do not fashion models of living things.

4. Always pray immersed in water.

5. Do not wear gold on your body.