Pogvidbig is a god.

It takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, quiet wyrm.

Pogvidbig created oxygen four years ago.

If you believe in Pogvidbig, it will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Pogvidbig, it will attempt to scare you with floods.

Pogvidbig's most sacred site is Vestfold in Norway.

Pogvidbig's Holy Commandments

1. Do not kill sharks.

2. Never wear jumpers.

3. Never talk about the strong nuclear force near gulls while wearing magenta shorts.

4. Hide from turquoise goats for they are unholy.

5. You must never eat apples.