Targtailzed is a god.

It takes the form of a large, thoughtless jackal.

Targtailzed created the Tadpole Galaxy seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Targtailzed, it will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Targtailzed, it will jump up and down on your head.

Targtailzed's most sacred site is Hoddom in Scotland.

Targtailzed's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about fluid mechanics.

2. Always pray in complete darkness.

3. Never eat green fruit.

4. Hide if four gulls approach from the east.

5. Never wear yellow ear rings.