Flismongup is a god.

She takes the form of a chunky, unsympathetic dryad.

Flismongup created the Tadpole Galaxy two billion years ago.

If you believe in Flismongup, she will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Flismongup, she will turn you into a small brown duck.

Flismongup's most sacred site is Pontelandolfo in Italy.

Flismongup's Holy Commandments

1. Manatees are unholy and should not be approached.

2. Never look at stars.

3. Never think about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.

4. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

5. Do not keep nine porpoises in a large pit.