Hudgetxuck is a god.

It takes the form of a small, prudent chinchilla.

Hudgetxuck created an electron six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Hudgetxuck, it will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Hudgetxuck, it will send three marmosets to sort you out.

Hudgetxuck's most sacred site is Dzhanka in Bulgaria.

Hudgetxuck's Holy Commandments

1. You must never eat peas.

2. Always help porpoises in need.

3. Always pray immersed in water.

4. Never eat tomatoes.

5. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Hudgetxuck.