Flagquartgamtikyarpcamkiprat is a god.

He takes the form of a five thousand metre long, duplicitous cyclops-rhinoceros-snail.

Flagquartgamtikyarpcamkiprat created the Large Magellanic Cloud twelve years ago.

If you believe in Flagquartgamtikyarpcamkiprat, he will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Flagquartgamtikyarpcamkiprat, he will hide angry, venomous snakes in your dwelling place.

Flagquartgamtikyarpcamkiprat's most sacred site is Polagam in India.

Flagquartgamtikyarpcamkiprat's Holy Commandments

1. Always wear cyan.

2. Hide from orange snails for they are unholy.

3. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

4. Always treat ants with great respect.

5. Never talk about comets.