Spagnarfub is a god.

She takes the form of an enormous, deceitful aardvark.

Spagnarfub created Africa four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Spagnarfub, she will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Spagnarfub, she will attempt to scare you with thunder.

Spagnarfub's most sacred site is Gorslas in Wales.

Spagnarfub's Holy Commandments

1. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Spagnarfub.

2. Show mercy to disobedient children.

3. Always look after injured seals.

4. Do not shave your back.

5. Never think ill of sick rats.