Jarnhudban Vegjapdid is a god.

He takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, awe-inspiring seal.

Jarnhudban Vegjapdid created gold five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Jarnhudban Vegjapdid, he will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Jarnhudban Vegjapdid, he will attempt to scare you with earthquakes.

Jarnhudban Vegjapdid's most sacred site is Zhelaizhai in China.

Jarnhudban Vegjapdid's Holy Commandments

1. Your children must be taught to worship Jarnhudban Vegjapdid.

2. Do not cook food in pots.

3. Paint representations of planets on the walls of your dwelling place.

4. Always stare at clouds.

5. Always obey Jarnhudban Vegjapdid's priests.