Pangbin is a god.

He takes the form of a gargantuan, selfish hippopotamus.

Pangbin created the Milkyway three million years ago.

If you believe in Pangbin, he will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Pangbin, he will remove you from existence.

Pangbin's most sacred site is Zlatolist in Bulgaria.

Pangbin's Holy Commandments

1. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

2. Otters are unholy and should not be approached.

3. Respect your elders.

4. You must pray to Pangbin seven times a day.

5. Never wear boots.