Sandomttail is a god.

He takes the form of a fat, resourceful jaguar.

Sandomttail created the Sol system eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Sandomttail, he will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Sandomttail, he will sneak up behind you and tap you on the back.

Sandomttail's most sacred site is Nuorgam in Finland.

Sandomttail's Holy Commandments

1. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

2. Always make sure there are no ants in a building before entering it.

3. Erect a giant tin sculpture of Sandomttail in the centre of the settlement.

4. Your children must be taught to worship Sandomttail.

5. Never look in ponds.