Ditnellog is a god.

She takes the form of a very small, omnipotent dragon.

Ditnellog created the Cigar Galaxy two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Ditnellog, she will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Ditnellog, she will say rude things about you at parties.

Ditnellog's most sacred site is Kirumampakkam in India.

Ditnellog's Holy Commandments

1. Respect your elders.

2. Never paint your face pink.

3. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

4. Ditnellog loves snails, so they must be respected.

5. Always pray in complete darkness.