Yimfem is a god.

He takes the form of a heavy, tranquil snail.

Yimfem created the Large Magellanic Cloud two years ago.

If you believe in Yimfem, he will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Yimfem, he will curse you with boils.

Yimfem's most sacred site is Buskerud in Norway.

Yimfem's Holy Commandments

1. Never hurt manatees.

2. Do not stand on grass.

3. Never talk about quantum field theory.

4. You must love Yimfem.

5. Never sprint in holy places.