Yamraplatfabshav Bodvonpog is a god.

He takes the form of a six hundred metre long, calm badger.

Yamraplatfabshav Bodvonpog created the planet Saturn eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Yamraplatfabshav Bodvonpog, he will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Yamraplatfabshav Bodvonpog, he will turn you into a small brown duck.

Yamraplatfabshav Bodvonpog's most sacred site is Hondarribia in Spain.

Yamraplatfabshav Bodvonpog's Holy Commandments

1. Always help sick whales.

2. Never think about stars.

3. Put Yamraplatfabshav Bodvonpog first in all things.

4. Yamraplatfabshav Bodvonpog must be the most important thing in your life.

5. You must pray to Yamraplatfabshav Bodvonpog six times a day.