Benxemweg is a god.

He takes the form of an one thousand metre long, happy warg.

Benxemweg created parasitic wasps nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Benxemweg, he will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Benxemweg, he will turn you into a plant.

Benxemweg's most sacred site is Aguaruto in Mexico.

Benxemweg's Holy Commandments

1. Pigs are not to be trusted.

2. Do not drink alcohol.

3. Do not take Benxemweg's name in vain.

4. Do not chop down trees.

5. Learn nine new languages a year.