Tailboggedlid Gidhothak Dibzagjen is a god.

He takes the form of a very long, pitiless butterfly.

Tailboggedlid Gidhothak Dibzagjen created the Whirlpool Galaxy five million years ago.

If you believe in Tailboggedlid Gidhothak Dibzagjen, he will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Tailboggedlid Gidhothak Dibzagjen, he will make you grow a tail.

Tailboggedlid Gidhothak Dibzagjen's most sacred site is Ronda in Spain.

Tailboggedlid Gidhothak Dibzagjen's Holy Commandments

1. Never go into turquoise rooms.

2. Do not speak about lemons.

3. Worship no other gods but Tailboggedlid Gidhothak Dibzagjen.

4. Never talk about enzymes.

5. You must love Tailboggedlid Gidhothak Dibzagjen.