Quillvidontvin is a god.

He takes the form of a heavy, all-knowing frog.

Quillvidontvin created the planet Jupiter eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Quillvidontvin, he will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Quillvidontvin, he will turn you into a dog.

Quillvidontvin's most sacred site is Shengyou in China.

Quillvidontvin's Holy Commandments

1. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

2. Paint representations of asteroids on the walls of your dwelling place in orange.

3. Always help eagles in need.

4. Never think about thermodynamics near pigs while wearing magenta trousers and balancing five iron spheres on your back.

5. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.