Stragjinhug is a god.

She takes the form of a very fat, irritating owl.

Stragjinhug created a strange quark seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Stragjinhug, she will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Stragjinhug, she will send twenty eight swans to peck you to death.

Stragjinhug's most sacred site is Penhale in England.

Stragjinhug's Holy Commandments

1. Do not commit murder.

2. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

3. Do not hurt swans.

4. Never eat green fruit.

5. Monkeys are unholy and should not be approached.