Cunvagnul is a god.

It takes the form of a huge, omnipotent wombat.

Cunvagnul created a quark four billion years ago.

If you believe in Cunvagnul, it will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Cunvagnul, it will destroy your home galaxy.

Cunvagnul's most sacred site is Auvillar in France.

Cunvagnul's Holy Commandments

1. Always help mice in need.

2. Always treat ants with great respect.

3. Never go into pink rooms.

4. Never think about optics near badgers while wearing red skirts and balancing six silicon spheres on your arms.

5. Always wear indigo.