Kadvolfed is a god.

She takes the form of a very heavy, unfair butterfly.

Kadvolfed created the planet Venus three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Kadvolfed, she will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Kadvolfed, she will attempt to scare you with earthquakes.

Kadvolfed's most sacred site is Artena in Italy.

Kadvolfed's Holy Commandments

1. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

2. Never run in the presence of grasshopers.

3. Do not fashion models of living things.

4. Never think about thermodynamics.

5. Never think ill of sick moths.