Cibtigwat is a god.
He takes the form of an extremely fat, stupid
wombat.
Cibtigwat created a top quark eight billion years ago.
If you believe in
Cibtigwat, he will give you a free moon.
If you do not believe in
Cibtigwat, he will turn you into a puffin.
Cibtigwat's most sacred site is Hoddom in Scotland.
Cibtigwat's Holy Commandments1. Never sit in holy places.
2. Do not listen to heathen tongues.
3. Always take life seriously.
4. Do not take Cibtigwat's name in vain.
5. You must love Cibtigwat.