Ponfubdoss is a god.

It takes the form of a corpulent, compassionate human.

Ponfubdoss created time and space two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Ponfubdoss, it will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Ponfubdoss, it will turn you into a puffin.

Ponfubdoss' most sacred site is Dzhanka in Bulgaria.

Ponfubdoss' Holy Commandments

1. Always pray immersed in water.

2. Never think ill of sick foxes.

3. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

4. Always pray in complete darkness.

5. Erect seven nickel sculptures of Ponfubdoss on top of important buildings.