Ponfubdoss is a god.
It takes the form of a corpulent, compassionate
human.
Ponfubdoss created time and space two quadrillion years ago.
If you believe in
Ponfubdoss, it will grant you immortality.
If you do not believe in
Ponfubdoss, it will turn you into a puffin.
Ponfubdoss' most sacred site is Dzhanka in Bulgaria.
Ponfubdoss' Holy Commandments1. Always pray immersed in water.
2. Never think ill of sick foxes.
3. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.
4. Always pray in complete darkness.
5. Erect seven nickel sculptures of Ponfubdoss on top of important buildings.