Vinbedpit is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely thin, all-powerful armadillo.

Vinbedpit created the planet Saturn seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Vinbedpit, it will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Vinbedpit, it will strike you with lightening.

Vinbedpit's most sacred site is Amrit in Egypt.

Vinbedpit's Holy Commandments

1. Walk at least five thousand metres per day.

2. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

3. Never talk about gravity.

4. Never feed tomatoes to voles while wearing blue corsets.

5. Run away from brown aardvarks, for they are unholy.