Himbutlag is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely small, egotistical penguin.

Himbutlag created oxygen eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Himbutlag, it will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Himbutlag, it will send four elderly elephants to rub you out.

Himbutlag's most sacred site is Landsort in Sweden.

Himbutlag's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat bark.

2. Always make sure there are no sharks in a room before entering it.

3. Never talk about the weak nuclear force.

4. Pray towards the north.

5. Do not speak about apples.