Fitmatbimzenxengamdonvig is a god.

She takes the form of a three hundred metre long, witty dragonfly.

Fitmatbimzenxengamdonvig created a down quark eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Fitmatbimzenxengamdonvig, she will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Fitmatbimzenxengamdonvig, she will curse you and those you beget for twenty six billion years.

Fitmatbimzenxengamdonvig's most sacred site is Letino in Italy.

Fitmatbimzenxengamdonvig's Holy Commandments

1. Never look in ponds.

2. Do not chop down trees.

3. Do not commit murder.

4. Do not shave your head.

5. Never bounce near whales.