Zagvedtipbindoss is a god.

He takes the form of a plump, blissful gerbil.

Zagvedtipbindoss created an electron two years ago.

If you believe in Zagvedtipbindoss, he will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Zagvedtipbindoss, he will destroy your favourite galaxy.

Zagvedtipbindoss' most sacred site is Katteri in India.

Zagvedtipbindoss' Holy Commandments

1. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

2. Respect your elders.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

4. Always treat manatees with great respect.

5. Always make sure there are no grasshopers in a room before entering it.