Kadwodcip is a god.
She takes the form of a huge, clever
gerbil.
Kadwodcip created silver nine quadrillion years ago.
If you believe in
Kadwodcip, she will remain indifferent to you.
If you do not believe in
Kadwodcip, she will jump up and down on your head.
Kadwodcip's most sacred site is Rutalahti in Finland.
Kadwodcip's Holy Commandments1. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.
2. Never write about moons.
3. Walk at least four thousand metres per day.
4. Run away from purple moths, for they are unholy.
5. Always look after injured swans.