Gudjatcam is a god.
She takes the form of a rotund, strong
aardvark.
Gudjatcam created the Milkyway seven trillion years ago.
If you believe in
Gudjatcam, she will grant you five wishes.
If you do not believe in
Gudjatcam, she will turn you into a snail.
Gudjatcam's most sacred site is Altata in Mexico.
Gudjatcam's Holy Commandments1. Always look after injured aardvarks.
2. Never talk about swans.
3. Do not drink alcohol.
4. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.
5. Always wear violet.