Mumragbug is a god.

She takes the form of a very thin, unjust capybara.

Mumragbug created the world three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Mumragbug, she will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Mumragbug, she will curse you and those you beget for seventy quadrillion years.

Mumragbug's most sacred site is Laurila in Finland.

Mumragbug's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a large aluminium sculpture of Mumragbug on top of all buildings.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

3. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

4. Do not chop down trees.

5. Always help whales in need.