Podbaflinwod is a god.

She takes the form of a corpulent, annoying cat.

Podbaflinwod created a down quark six billion years ago.

If you believe in Podbaflinwod, she will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Podbaflinwod, she will turn you into a rat.

Podbaflinwod's most sacred site is Edenryd in Sweden.

Podbaflinwod's Holy Commandments

1. Always stare at clouds.

2. Your children must be taught to worship Podbaflinwod.

3. Hide from blue bats for they are unholy.

4. You must pray to Podbaflinwod three times a day.

5. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.