Watstiptar is a god.

It takes the form of a chunky, awesome crane.

Watstiptar created the Small Magellanic Cloud seven million years ago.

If you believe in Watstiptar, it will not care.

If you do not believe in Watstiptar, it will try to impress you with rainbows.

Watstiptar's most sacred site is Sirama in Madagascar.

Watstiptar's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear white clothing.

2. You must love Watstiptar.

3. Always make sure there are no birds in a building before entering it.

4. Always take life seriously.

5. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Watstiptar.