Listsuggon is a god.

She takes the form of an enormous, happy wyrm.

Listsuggon created an atom eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Listsuggon, she will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Listsuggon, she will send five hundred and sixty eight geese to peck you to death.

Listsuggon's most sacred site is Elatos in Greece.

Listsuggon's Holy Commandments

1. Paint representations of nebulae on the walls of your dwelling place in blue.

2. Never think about gravity near squirrels while wearing orange coats and balancing five zinc spheres on your neck.

3. Never feed onions to tortoises while wearing skirts.

4. Always make a point of helping unfortunate gulls.

5. Always pray immersed in water.