Zogkam Godsadtinrig is a god.

She takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, charitable bear.

Zogkam Godsadtinrig created everything that exists five billion years ago.

If you believe in Zogkam Godsadtinrig, she will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Zogkam Godsadtinrig, she will hide angry queen hornets in your dwelling place.

Zogkam Godsadtinrig's most sacred site is Thimmanaickenpalayam in India.

Zogkam Godsadtinrig's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about fire.

2. Feed all hungry aardvarks.

3. Never write about ribonucleic acid.

4. Do not drink alcohol.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.