Zagyakgut is a god.
She takes the form of a huge, fast
parrot.
Zagyakgut created the Sol system four quadrillion years ago.
If you believe in
Zagyakgut, she will look on you favourably.
If you do not believe in
Zagyakgut, she will be mildly annoyed.
Zagyakgut's most sacred site is Quellendorf in Germany.
Zagyakgut's Holy Commandments1. Run away if six nematodes approach from the north.
2. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.
3. Do not eat parsnips.
4. Always wear green.
5. Walk at least four thousand metres per day.