Zagyakgut is a god.

She takes the form of a huge, fast parrot.

Zagyakgut created the Sol system four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Zagyakgut, she will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Zagyakgut, she will be mildly annoyed.

Zagyakgut's most sacred site is Quellendorf in Germany.

Zagyakgut's Holy Commandments

1. Run away if six nematodes approach from the north.

2. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

3. Do not eat parsnips.

4. Always wear green.

5. Walk at least four thousand metres per day.