Bitlindib is a god.
It takes the form of a small, overgenerous
hyena.
Bitlindib created Asia three billion years ago.
If you believe in
Bitlindib, it will remain indifferent to you.
If you do not believe in
Bitlindib, it will come to you in dreams.
Bitlindib's most sacred site is Ylike in Finland.
Bitlindib's Holy Commandments1. Do not hurt eagles.
2. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.
3. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.
4. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.
5. Never think about electromagnetism near snails while wearing blue stockings and balancing nine tin spheres on your head.