Dubkimjon is a god.

He takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, merciful lion.

Dubkimjon created energy nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Dubkimjon, he will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Dubkimjon, he will turn you into a hamster.

Dubkimjon's most sacred site is Hej in Sweden.

Dubkimjon's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink alcohol.

2. Fast once a month.

3. Do not fashion models of living things.

4. Never paint your arms turquoise.

5. Do not chop down trees.