Botsancinbonkrot is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely thin, kind wasp.

Botsancinbonkrot created gold three million years ago.

If you believe in Botsancinbonkrot, she will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Botsancinbonkrot, she will jump up and down fuming with rage.

Botsancinbonkrot's most sacred site is Ilmola in Finland.

Botsancinbonkrot's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about planets.

2. Feed all hungry dogs.

3. Paint representations of dwarf planets on the walls of your dwelling place in brown.

4. Never think about bacteria.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.