Nillunrul is a god.

It takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, awe-inspiring seal.

Nillunrul created humanity four years ago.

If you believe in Nillunrul, it will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Nillunrul, it will turn you into a frog.

Nillunrul's most sacred site is Estedt in Germany.

Nillunrul's Holy Commandments

1. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

2. Never sing in the presence of dolphins.

3. Always make sure there are no foxes in a building before entering it.

4. Mice are unholy and should not be approached.

5. Nillunrul loves tortoises, so they must be respected.