Sagratsab is a god.

It takes the form of a three thousand metre long, flying hamster.

Sagratsab created the Milkyway six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Sagratsab, it will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Sagratsab, it will attempt to scare you with lightening.

Sagratsab's most sacred site is Leswalt in Scotland.

Sagratsab's Holy Commandments

1. Never mention dogs.

2. Never talk about the weak nuclear force near ducks while wearing mauve shoes and balancing three zinc spheres on your chest.

3. Put Sagratsab first in all things.

4. Never talk about galaxies.

5. Never wear green shirts.
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