Fubfonkik is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely small, sapient octopus.

Fubfonkik created snails nine million years ago.

If you believe in Fubfonkik, it will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Fubfonkik, it will not care at all.

Fubfonkik's most sacred site is Gassin in France.

Fubfonkik's Holy Commandments

1. Never pour water over plants.

2. Always make sure there are no pigs in a building before entering it.

3. Do not trade with those who eat pineapples.

4. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Fubfonkik.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.
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