Stiknabnab is a god.

He takes the form of a huge, resourceful shark.

Stiknabnab created silver two years ago.

If you believe in Stiknabnab, he will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Stiknabnab, he will be mildly annoyed.

Stiknabnab's most sacred site is Kirumampakkam in India.

Stiknabnab's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear purple clothing.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

3. Never think about gravity near tapirs while wearing brown tights and balancing four aluminium spheres on your face.

4. Run away if nine turtles approach from the south.

5. Stiknabnab loves doves, so they must be respected.