Jabarfkip is a god.

She takes the form of a very thin, self-assured rat.

Jabarfkip created Asia two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Jabarfkip, she will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Jabarfkip, she will not care at all.

Jabarfkip's most sacred site is Nuorgam in Finland.

Jabarfkip's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

2. Hide from pink monkeys for they are unholy.

3. Respect your elders.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

5. Never think about solid mechanics.