Jadhakdob is a god.

He takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, proud fox.

Jadhakdob created dark matter seven million years ago.

If you believe in Jadhakdob, he will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Jadhakdob, he will attempt to scare you with strong winds.

Jadhakdob's most sacred site is Anony in Madagascar.

Jadhakdob's Holy Commandments

1. Do not make images of living things.

2. Worship no other gods but Jadhakdob.

3. Do not dye your hair pink.

4. Do not drink alcohol.

5. Do not listen to music.