Kinratbell is a god.

He takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, dishonest whale.

Kinratbell created the Andromeda Galaxy two million years ago.

If you believe in Kinratbell, he will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Kinratbell, he will manifest in front of you.

Kinratbell's most sacred site is Bogogobo in Botswana.

Kinratbell's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no dogs in a room before entering it.

2. Do not keep four pigs in a large pit.

3. Do not hurt tapirs.

4. Feed all hungry hamsters.

5. Never eat peanuts.