Dobdunlarg is a god.

He takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, wise goat.

Dobdunlarg created gold five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Dobdunlarg, he will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Dobdunlarg, he will attempt to scare you with thunder.

Dobdunlarg's most sacred site is Randers in Denmark.

Dobdunlarg's Holy Commandments

1. Do not kill bats.

2. Erect a large copper sculpture of Dobdunlarg on top of all buildings.

3. Learn four new languages a year.

4. Do not take Dobdunlarg's name in vain.

5. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Dobdunlarg.
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