Dadafbon is a god.

She takes the form of a very fat, selfish seal.

Dadafbon created an up quark twelve years ago.

If you believe in Dadafbon, she will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Dadafbon, she will send three marmosets to sort you out.

Dadafbon's most sacred site is Aimala in Finland.

Dadafbon's Holy Commandments

1. Do not cook food in pots.

2. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

3. Never play with disobedient children.

4. Never look at moons.

5. Do not wear zinc on your body.