Fabhudnat is a god.

He takes the form of a very fat, humorless eagle.

Fabhudnat created the planet Jupiter three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Fabhudnat, he will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Fabhudnat, he will be very sad.

Fabhudnat's most sacred site is Rautio in Finland.

Fabhudnat's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about the strong nuclear force.

2. Fabhudnat must be the most important thing in your life.

3. Do not shave your hands.

4. Erect nine gold sculptures of Fabhudnat on top of important buildings.

5. Never think about black holes.