Karlaknat is a god.

It takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, witty owl.

Karlaknat created tapeworms eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Karlaknat, it will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Karlaknat, it will boil you in a big pot.

Karlaknat's most sacred site is Dzhanka in Bulgaria.

Karlaknat's Holy Commandments

1. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

2. Never sing near foxes.

3. Never think about galaxies.

4. Do not cook food in pots.

5. Do not drink alcohol.